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Pair of Normals
shared from As Seen On TV about 279 days ago.
I’m going to call out the most important film of the decade, and that movie is Paranormal Activity. We’ve still got two movie months left of the 2000’s, but Paranormal Activity crystallizes the decade’s most revealing cultural truth:White people got ...
Nature’s Candy
shared from Fireland about 283 days ago.
My daughter says, “We need to talk.” I sit down and fold my arms and sigh. She says: “Dad, you know how we got a bunch of peaches yesterday?” I say yeah I guess so, it’s not like I monitor ...
“Cultural etiquette: "Shut up and get in the back of the fucking van" is only a chat-up line if it's a woman saying it.”
twittered by warrenellis about 286 days ago.
“New parental weapon: "Behave yourself or I REALLY WILL shove you in the fucking balloon."”
twittered by warrenellis about 286 days ago.
Birdhouse Stank Pile No. 008
shared from Fireland about 290 days ago.
Birdhouse Stank Pile No. 008
“Just FYI, we have virtually all of Mojo Nixon's music free for a limited time: http://bit.ly/freenixon”
twittered by amazonmp3 about 293 days ago.
Dear The Spider Who Lives On My Car
shared from Fireland about 294 days ago.
Why did you decide to live on a car? To make your web? We have a garage and eaves and whatnot seriously like six feet away and there’s plenty of space for spiders to hang out there and just do ...
I’ve got a new One-Act Business Meeting over at The Denver Egotist today. I hope you like…
shared from Fireland about 303 days ago.
I’ve got a new One-Act Business Meeting over at The Denver Egotist today. I hope you like it. - - - FRANK: Thanks for coming, everyone. Sorry about the last-minute notice. ANNA: Just tell us who’s fired. FRANK: No one’s— ...
TXTS FRM LST NGHT
shared from txtsfrmlstnght.tumblr.com about 304 days ago.
(812): The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
“I did most of the work on my son's science fair project but c'mon, he learned a lot and we're producing over 200 pounds of cocaine a day.”
twittered by fireland about 307 days ago.
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